
My old friend Bob Hanson used to ask, "You ever notice, a crowded elevator smells different to a little midget?"
(Note to myself: I have to tell you about Bob later. I've got tears starting just remembering him. Generous doesn't describe this gentle, aloof clown of an observer. He was a comic's comic, and he lives on in the road comedy of the Northwestern United States through the many comedians who learned more about their craft from him and who still tell his magical jokes today. I miss you, Bob! Knock 'em dead! You own the room, Baby!)
This alley to the east of the Millie building on Granite Street looks and smells different to a cat. It's a special storehouse. New mice live in the three wells I will show you later today. There's a dead bird in the shadowy right hand corner below this picture. Glittering jeweled bricks and glass baubles line the path. The bush hints at possibility beyond the alley, and the sky is bright with summer's promise. What fights we'll have, and what love we'll make in the bright moonlight of the Solstice. Songs will be written and some will lose an eye or a corner of an ear. Nicknames have to be chosen for the survivors: Scratch the Yellow-eyed, Old Bess O'The Dumpster, and Will Runamok will write new tales for telling in the long, cold winter.
"Weird," I mused as I snapped away at the alley.
I heard a gentle, bemused laugh behind me. It was Mark Reavis, another gentle giant who was showing the Millie building to my right. It's a historic structure, more notable for its survival and its total ability to blend into the landscape so as to appear invisible to the long-time resident. Mark walked down the steps behind me as I stood up.
"Just taking some pictures. It's neat back here," I said. I didn't feel uncomfortable, even though I probably looked pretty stupid squatting in an alley on a Thursday afternoon.
"Good word," Mark said. "Weird." He laughed again, and I felt something like understanding. Weird indeed, since I had been thinking about how loud and overenthusiastic his partner Dory had sounded as she tried to interest me in getting a "developer's packet" for the Millie. I think of them as these tall, overenthusiastic boosters, but I'm realizing they are just as gawky in love with this town as I am. We aren't really very graceful, and we don't explain how a beam of sunlight or a found fragment of a long dead Butte life make us giddy at the past and the possibility of this burg. We're like a young boy in love with a mischevous spinster aunt. How can we tell our mother that she stirs our loins when she laughs?
Mark and I stepped into the cool basement of Millie. An open suitcase blocked the doorway, so we stepped over it. An envelope on the floor said "John Shelton." The room was shadowed and slightly musty.
"Where was the fire?" I asked.
"They pushed a couch over in the corner." Mark showed me a dark corner. Plaster hung like limp hunks of dead hair from the bowing ceiling slats. A dim lump sat in a pile of paper and clothing and discarded existance. "It was closed in."
"Smoking in bed?" I asked absently.
"Nope, couch. Recreational." I liked Mark's laugh. It felt like we were part of the same club, "recreational." The word identified us as part of the same generation.
"Can't leave a couch anywhere," I laughed. "The night of the Art Walk, some guys took an old couch out of Julian's dumpster and set it on fire smoking."
"No!"
"Yes!" We laughed. "Bound to happen." It seemed naughty, like skipping school, knowing that people did these things inches from where "important" people were doing "important" things like trying to revitalize the old urban neighborhood. There they were, sipping just the right amount of wine and saying the pat phrases about the neatly hung photographs. "Ouevre," "Texture," and "Atmosphere," had been bandied about with mannered casual droops of the eyelid that night. Meanwhile, smooth-bellied youth, bound for lives of installing carpets and toilets, were smoking pot in an alley on a purloined couch.
Did Mark secretly imagine himself popping a cold can of Coors light with the boys in the moonlight or giggling over a flickering glass pipe in this basement?
How would I know? I was just Robin the Cat, exploring the neighborhood. I decided I liked Mark.
Looking at the shell of the Millie, I wondered if it would really have a place in the new dream of gentrifying and condofying Uptown Butte, but I knew if they tore her down that people would notice. She'd be like a missing front tooth in the craggy smile of Granite Street. She'd be a gaping hole for a while, showing way too much of the alley-mouth behind her and reminding us that she used to be there, but in a few years, we'd just think it was always like this and we'd forget to stare.
Would Millie be worth fixing? Even if she were shorn up and straightened and polished and decorated, she'd still just be a little old tooth in the smile, not good for a lot. She might get bad again if more boys moved into the basement and started smoking and drinking. She might go up in a more spectacular fashion, bursting into flame in the night, and screw up the whole pattern of the street. Decisions, decisions! What would people say?
Oh well. Same as it ever was. I suppose some people will talk about it and study it and mull it over and observe and make charts, but I'm moving on.
There's always a lot to do when you're a cat in an alley.
Here's a song about Minnie the Moocher
She was a real hootchie cootcher
She was the meanest, toughest frail
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale
Hi de hi di hi di hi...

Just see what the boys in the backroom will have and give them the poison they name
Just see what the boys in the backroom will have and tell them I'm having the same
And when I die, don't pay the preacher
To talk about my fortune and my fame
Just see what the boys in the backroom will have and tell them I sighed
And tell them I cried
And tell them I died of the same.
And when I die, don't spend my money
On flowers and my picture in a frame
Just see what the boys in the backroom will have and tell them I died of the same.
(June 23, 2007)